These words. Oh my sweet rollerblading Jesus- these WORDS. This speech sounds so familiar, and I feel like such a dunce for not knowing who gave it. The intellectuals in the comments section seem to think it was Charlie Chaplin..? Will research further.

Also- SuicideSheep made this- whom is second only to Morgan Freeman, Vin Deisel, and actual Jesus on “The List”. It’s pretty obscure, you’ve probably never heard of it.